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Newt Gingrich: “I’m not a citizen of the world, I’m a citizen of the U.S.A.”

21 Jun 2009

The left-wing has its assholes too, but seriously, this little man is messing conservatism up. Even Republicans are shaking their heads; he’s like the “friend” you have to bring to a party just because, but really, no one likes the douchebag, at all. Newton Gingrich (also known as Newt, N.L. Gingrich, or Assface) is a stone-age fear-mongerer whose patronizing, exceptionalist attitude is exactly the kind of ignorant shit that has incited hate towards America.

Check out a video of this actually insane man after the jump.

Someone please enlighten me as to how our unalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness — as according to Mr. Gingbitch — determine that “judges like Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor” are wrong, or that we have a “deep moral obligation” to “save the unborn”. Not to mention that our beloved Vanguard of Conservatism here misquoted in a COLUMN (meaning he easily could’ve used his oily, plump fingers to google it, and didn’t, because his ego’s so excessively large) the Declaration of Independence, which is, oh, I don’t know, one of the primary documents of American government. Recently, he’s called Obama a “McCarthyist” and a failure. He’s also labeled 17 Chinese Muslims (Uighurs) who were set for release from Gitmo — and subsequently offered shelter by a Uighur community in Northern Virginia — as “terrorists” who should be sent back to China, where they’d likely be persecuted.

It’s like if Michael Moore and Bilbo the hobbit had sex and gave birth to a child. And he’s named after a lizard.

Man, I’d love to see what good ol’ Newt would do to save the world. Oh wait, fuck the world. I’m a citizen of the USA. Read up on this assmonger here.


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